Bubstang
09-03-2002, 08:01 AM
TETANUS SHOT
An elderly gentleman got up one morning
and was putting on his
coat. His wife says,"Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm
going to the doctor." And she said, "Are
you sick?" "No" he
said, "I'm going to get me some of those new
Viagra pills." So
his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her
coat. He said,"
Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going
to the doctor too."
He said, "why?" She said, "If you're
going to start using that
rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus
shot."
An elderly gentleman got up one morning
and was putting on his
coat. His wife says,"Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm
going to the doctor." And she said, "Are
you sick?" "No" he
said, "I'm going to get me some of those new
Viagra pills." So
his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her
coat. He said,"
Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going
to the doctor too."
He said, "why?" She said, "If you're
going to start using that
rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus
shot."