nintylx
06-26-2007, 06:53 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won
some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and
proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love
dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won
some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and
proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love
dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.