Airplane Trouble In Texas

[FoxBodyGirl]

The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"

[Shaggy]

On the same note...


There was a blond boarding a flight to LA she sat down in First class. The flight attendent came over and told her she would have to move to coach because she had a coach ticket where as she replied I blond beutifal and going to LA I deserve to sit in first calss. The pilot then came back and whispered something into the blonds ear and she promplty got up and moved to coach. The flight attendant look at the pilot in astonishment and asked the pilot what he said to her. He told her that he told the blond that first classs wasn't going to LA.