The Wedding

[FoxBodyGirl]

On their way to get married, a young couple are

involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find

themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting

for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they

possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter

shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't

know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let

me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and

waited for an answer . . . for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were

allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they

get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we

stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,

looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs

the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just

wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a

divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard

onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the

frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me

three months to find a priest up here! Do you have

ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"