Just for browzin (Nobody else look!)

[Otis!]

On Valentine’s Day
to you I’d like to give
Something very special to the
Woman where’s I live

She takes care of me
Despite my flaws
Bites rarely, curses sometimes,
And seldom uses claws

I like her lots
‘cause she is fun
I’d give’er a number
But can’t count to one

She let’s me travel
And makes me think
And doesn’t complain
When I make the stink!

She doesn’t mind
That I’m getting fat
No poking, or prodding
Nothing like that!

She claims I’m sexy
But that I doubt
And only a couple of times
Tried to throw me out

I may not be perfect
But know this to be true
I’d make up some sappy crap here
But it’s from you know who!

Just wanted to tell you
You sure are fun!
(Whilst distracting you
So I can hide my gun!)

I likes to come home
And spend time on the couch
Sleeping and snoring
Crude! No rhyme I can think of…

I’d get you a card
To display my afexions
But don’t have no money
From my employment rejections!

I will do you this
As a statement of love
I’ll grill you some deer sausage
And some of my dove!

(Back off, fools!)

:D

[browzin]

Ode to O!

Here's to my resident Okie
carb cleaner lovin' hed mekanic
(and pffft to those
who call us the Titanic)

You drive a big truck
And you know what they say
Wait, that's feet - just my luck
You're still a good roll in the hay

You're funny
And not just lookin'
You make me laugh a lot
And not just from your tootin'

You're good to me
My kids, cats and dogs
And tolerate my rantin'
'bout what I read on my blogs

I'll glady enjoy your deer sausage
And grilled dove
I'll even pop you open a beer or two
To show you my love

Smoochers.

[maveRick]

I was supposed to come on here and give Otis shit about his little "pohme", but I just can't do it.

That's the sweetest goddam thing I ever did read. :bawl:


I'm calling my Mom to tell her I love her.


And I love you too, Otis. Remember, if that werman ever treats you wrong, I got a place for ya (I'll have to ask permission and shit first but I'll do her laundry, wash her truck and wipe her butt before I ask).

Jesse, if that no-good-fer-nuttin flatlander-hillbilly ever does you wrong, I got a place for ya (I prolly won't have to ask permission :D ).


Rick OUT!