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Bubstang
08-02-2002, 12:21 PM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you'd bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock)1 year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.