fred, the man, the myth, the dood that got hit on by a gay guy

[Stick Death]

Session Start: Wed Jul 17 01:46:29 2002
[01:46] *** Now talking in #houston
[01:46] *** Topic is '<Grn|Eyes> Hey, I have a strap on - I'll pack someone's fudge!'
[01:46] *** Set by buggywrk on Wed Jul 17 01:42:10
[01:46] *MrMiyagi> she wants to get a dirty old man to meet her
[01:46] *jessica15> are you up to it mrmiyagi
[01:46] *Grn|Eyes> Hey, I can act like a dirty old man
[01:46] *jessica15> come on you know you want to
[01:46] *buggywrk> I told her to go hunt down a catholic priest
[01:46] *MrMiyagi> then she wants to have his ass arrested
[01:46] *Grn|Eyes> strap on a wrinkled dick
[01:46] *MrMiyagi> b/c she's 15
[01:46] *MrMiyagi> lol
[01:46] *Grn|Eyes> Mo is up to it
[01:47] *MrMiyagi> shit
[01:47] *Grn|Eyes> He's always UP
[01:47] *buggywrk> Mo will fuck anything.
[01:47] *MrMiyagi> lol
[01:47] *Grn|Eyes> I know. Mo and I are gonna hook that shit up in September
[01:47] * buggywrk spews her tuna.
[01:47] *** Joins: illfated (illfated01@np-dsl-216-12-216-235.ev1.net)
[01:47] *buggywrk> Mo weighs 90 pounds soaking wet, that should would BREAK.
[01:47] *buggywrk> Shawn :)
[01:47] *Grn|Eyes> Shawn is gonna video
[01:47] *illfated> hell yea i am
[01:48] *Grn|Eyes> then we is gonna swap
[01:48] *Grn|Eyes> then Shawn and I are gonna hook that shit up and Mo will video.
[01:48] * Grn|Eyes can't wait til september
[01:48] *illfated> your gonna video while i do tha nasty?
[01:48] *illfated> hell yea!!!
[01:48] *darva> rofl
[01:48] *illfated> im there
[01:48] *Grn|Eyes> I am so there.
[01:49] *buggywrk> jessica15, my husband won't fuck you but here you have Fatass306 and illfated. They're both strapping young lads!
[01:49] *Grn|Eyes> strapping young SINGLE pervedrted lads
[01:49] *Grn|Eyes> perverted
[01:49] *illfated> and i have piercings!!!
[01:49] *illfated> =)
[01:49] *Grn|Eyes> OH YEAH BABEEEEE
[01:49] *darva> w00h00
[01:49] *Grn|Eyes> Thats whut I'm talkin' aboot
[01:49] <buggywrk> Ouch, please don't remind me Shawn.
[01:49] <darva> there ya go
[01:49] <buggywrk> lol
[01:49] *** Joins: Seimss (tIRC@209.63.67.206)
[01:49] * buggywrk cups her crotch.
[01:50] * Grn|Eyes spreads her...
[01:50] *Grn|Eyes> nevermind
[01:50] *buggywrk> lol
[01:50] *darva> geeeeeeezus
[01:50] *Grn|Eyes> I think I am delirious.
[01:50] * darva covers her eyes
[01:50] *jessica15> stop it guys
[01:50] *Grn|Eyes> I need sleep
[01:50] *jessica15> im getting hornier
[01:50] *buggywrk> I think jessica15 is still trying to fuck MrMiyagi.
[01:50] *Grn|Eyes> Jess is a babe-a-rama
[01:50] *** Joins: bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net)
[01:50] *Seimss> hi aall
[01:50] *Grn|Eyes> LOL
[01:51] *Seimss> who is horny?
[01:51] *MrMiyagi> I told her to msg illfated
[01:51] *Grn|Eyes> MrMiyagisan - WAX on - WAX off...
[01:51] *illfated> all you ladies know you wanna some-a-that metal in ya
[01:51] *illfated> hehehe
[01:51] *Grn|Eyes> Jessica15 is
[01:51] *Seimss> are u jess
[01:51] * Grn|Eyes looks up Shawn's address
[01:51] *buggywrk> LOL
[01:52] *Fatass306> [01:51] * Grn|Eyes looks up Shawn's dress thats topic material
[01:52] *buggywrk> Yeah and illfated is pretty damn cute!
[01:52] *illfated> bring it on GRN!!!!
[01:52] *illfated> na, im short, scrawny, and have too many tattoos fer my age
[01:53] *buggywrk> lol
[01:53] *Grn|Eyes> the piercings alone make us wimmens all hot
[01:53] *buggywrk> hahaha, actually, it makes me cringe, but that's okay.
[01:54] * darva sticks her tongue out at Cris
[01:54] *Grn|Eyes> Next time I see ya Cris, I will demonstrate.
[01:54] *Grn|Eyes> :P
[01:54] *** Parts: Seimss (tIRC@209.63.67.206)
[01:54] * Fatass306 has 3 extra holes in his head
[01:54] *buggywrk> Demonstrate what?
[01:54] *darva> hrm
[01:54] *buggywrk> HMMM? :)
[01:55] *Grn|Eyes> some-a-that metal in ya
[01:55] *Grn|Eyes> <illfated> hehehe
[01:55] *buggywrk> darva, I think tongues are sexy. :P
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> tonguein ya
[01:55] *Grn|Eyes> lol
[01:55] * illfated has 6 extra holes in his head, and 3 of em are in tha tongue
[01:55] *buggywrk> OH... so you have a shiny metal BOB eh ? :)
[01:55] *illfated> beat that fatass
[01:55] *Grn|Eyes> Uh oh
[01:55] *** Parts: bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net) (Client Exiting)
[01:55] * darva is setting herself and it's not good lol
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> how old is he..
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> im scared
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> wtf?
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> LOL!
[01:55] *Grn|Eyes> A challenge
[01:55] *Fatass306> i would if i could aford it
[01:55] *Fatass306> heh
[01:55] *** Joins: bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net)
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> what..?
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> how old is he??
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> scared of what? scared of the fact that you msg me acting like a freak, asking me to do things to you, etc, then when I try to hook you up with someone who CAN do those things for you, you say you're scared? lol
[01:55] *bitter> jessica15: stop msging me
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> you're odd man, odd
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> 18 or 19
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> I forget
[01:55] *buggywrk> She messaged you to tell you she was horny and she gave great blowjobs, but she is scared to message illfated?
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> 19 i think
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> well i dunno..
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> cause i'm a really a dude
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> do you think he'd still want me?
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> i'm a 20 year old dude
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <jessica15> and i might scare him off..
[01:55] *MrMiyagi> <MrMiyagi> lol
[01:55] *bitter> jessica15: i'm gay, can't you take a hint?
[01:56] *MrMiyagi> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:56] *MrMiyagi> hahahahahahahaha
[01:56] *MrMiyagi> fuckin freak
[01:56] *bitter> no shit eh
[01:56] *buggywrk> Damn babe, a guy wanted to FUCK you. :)
[01:56] *illfated> damn
[01:56] *jessica15> you guys are mean..
[01:56] *jessica15> goodbye
[01:56] *** Parts: jessica15 (twoface@AC935AE0.ipt.aol.com)

:eek: :hmm:

[Zzyzxx]

Damn - that's just so wrong on so many levels...

[Stick Death]

damnit, nicks didnt paste :mad:

[Saleen91]

I think we need this:

http://www.imperialmotorsports.com/otpics/Cliffs%20Notes%20Book.jpg

[Stick Death]

i'll figure it out later, think its because of the <> brackets around the nicks.

[nintylx]

:eek: :rolleyes:

[Rusman]

Uhm, heh :)

[mustangthekla]

and 3 of em are in tha tongue .......... i have 2 in my tongue!!!! thats about all i understood of that mess of what i asume was aim conversation......

[Stick Death]

no, it was an irc convo, but the fucking nicks didnt paste because of the <> brackets. damn.

[illfated]

d00d..... there was some weird shit that was bein said in there.... all i have ta say is.... KEEP IT UP!!!! that shit last night rocked ass!!! :D

[AGirlWithACoupe]

We were all on IRC and some guy named jessica15 was hitting on Fred. It was pretty weird. Mo's log is all kinds of funked up, so you can't tell what it says ha ha ha.

Oh well, strange things happen on IRC at 3AM. :p

[maveRick]

Originally posted by AGirlWithACoupe
Oh well, strange things happen on IRC at 3AM. :p

Especially when I forget to turn my camera and mic off!

Please don't deny the fact that you can see and hear me on that evil 'IRC' thing!


IRC ="Satan's Workshop"





/me is paranoid. Not really. Oh Yes I AM TOO!

[CobraRanger302]

ok...is that me they are talkin bout...or is there another Mo???

BTW...i do have sum standards

[AGirlWithACoupe]

Stickdead == Mo == Mike. :)

[ZincYellowCobra]

Maybe this will work... took out the <> and added ||....

All I have to say is that was some funny shit last night. Poor Fred.. he's a freaky dude magnet.... :P

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*** buggywrk changes topic to '||Grn|Eyes|| Hey, I have a strap on - I'll pack someone's fudge!'
||buggywrk|| :)
||buggywrk|| :D
||Grn|Eyes|| All I need is a willing party
||MrMiyagi|| lol
||Grn|Eyes|| !
||Grn|Eyes|| LOL
||buggywrk|| Bwuahahaha
||MrMiyagi|| Shane wasn't willing?
||jessica15|| im willing
||MrMiyagi|| hahaha
||MrMiyagi|| as MACHO as he was
||MrMiyagi|| lol
||Grn|Eyes|| Oh, I made that thing dangle out his damn mouth
||buggywrk|| jessica15, we're not catholic man, you have to be legal.
||MrMiyagi|| you're willing to be fucked in the ass?
||MrMiyagi|| and you're 15?
||MrMiyagi|| damn
||MrMiyagi|| where were you when I was in HS
||MrMiyagi|| lol
||jessica15|| i look like britney spears
||MrMiyagi|| that's why you're on IRC tonight instead of getting your shit packed by some guy
||jessica15|| i'm 5'9
||darva|| rofl
||MrMiyagi|| britney isn't 5'9"
||buggywrk|| LOL
||MrMiyagi|| sorry
||MrMiyagi|| bzzzzzt, try again
||buggywrk|| Damn Fred, on a roll.
||jessica15|| i never said i was the same height as britney
||jessica15|| im just saying
||jessica15|| im tall enough for everyone
||jessica15|| to fuck
||MrMiyagi|| then why are you here on irc talking to us
||MrMiyagi|| instead of being fucked?
||MrMiyagi|| just curious
||MrMiyagi|| if I was hot, I'd be out fucking
||Grn|Eyes|| I like my wimmens small, so I can sit 'em on my lap and spin 'em
||jessica15|| cause i want to fulfill a fantasy
||buggywrk|| rofl
||jessica15|| it involved an old internet predator
||buggywrk|| You ARE hot, but you're married
||buggywrk|| :P
||buggywrk|| lol NANCY
||jessica15|| involves
||MrMiyagi|| wtf?
||darva|| rofl i was typing that cris!
||buggywrk|| lol darva... gmta!
||MrMiyagi|| involes an internet predator?
||MrMiyagi|| wtf you talkin about freak
||buggywrk|| She wants an old dirty man to fuck her
||MrMiyagi|| lol
*** Fatass306 (diablo@66-169-218-169.dntn.tx.charter.com) has joined #houston
||MrMiyagi|| she wants to get a dirty old man to meet her
||jessica15|| are you up to it mrmiyagi
||Grn|Eyes|| Hey, I can act like a dirty old man
||jessica15|| come on you know you want to
||buggywrk|| I told her to go hunt down a catholic priest
||MrMiyagi|| then she wants to have his ass arrested
||Grn|Eyes|| strap on a wrinkled dick
||MrMiyagi|| b/c she's 15
||MrMiyagi|| lol
||Grn|Eyes|| Mo is up to it
||MrMiyagi|| shit
||Grn|Eyes|| He's always UP
||buggywrk|| Mo will fuck anything.
||MrMiyagi|| lol
||Grn|Eyes|| I know. Mo and I are gonna hook that shit up in September
* buggywrk spews her tuna.
*** illfated (illfated01@np-dsl-216-12-216-235.ev1.net) has joined #houston
||buggywrk|| Mo weighs 90 pounds soaking wet, that should would BREAK.
||buggywrk|| Shawn :)
||Grn|Eyes|| Shawn is gonna video
||illfated|| hell yea i am
||Grn|Eyes|| then we is gonna swap
||Grn|Eyes|| then Shawn and I are gonna hook that shit up and Mo will video.
* Grn|Eyes can't wait til september
||illfated|| your gonna video while i do tha nasty?
||illfated|| hell yea!!!
||darva|| rofl
||illfated|| im there
||Grn|Eyes|| I am so there.
||buggywrk|| jessica15, my husband won't fuck you but here you have Fatass306 and illfated. They're both strapping young lads!
||Grn|Eyes|| strapping young SINGLE pervedrted lads
||Grn|Eyes|| perverted
||illfated|| and i have piercings!!!
||illfated|| ||)
||Grn|Eyes|| OH YEAH BABEEEEE
||darva|| w00h00
||Grn|Eyes|| Thats whut I'm talkin' aboot
||buggywrk|| Ouch, please don't remind me Shawn.
||darva|| there ya go
||buggywrk|| lol
*** Seimss (tIRC@209.63.67.206) has joined #houston
* buggywrk cups her crotch.
* Grn|Eyes spreads her...
||Grn|Eyes|| nevermind
||buggywrk|| lol
||darva|| geeeeeeezus
||Grn|Eyes|| I think I am delirious.
* darva covers her eyes
||jessica15|| stop it guys
||Grn|Eyes|| I need sleep
||jessica15|| im getting hornier
||buggywrk|| I think jessica15 is still trying to fuck MrMiyagi.
||Grn|Eyes|| Jess is a babe-a-rama
*** bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net) has joined #houston
||Seimss|| hi aall
||Grn|Eyes|| LOL
||Seimss|| who is horny?
||MrMiyagi|| I told her to msg illfated
||Grn|Eyes|| MrMiyagisan - WAX on - WAX off...
||illfated|| all you ladies know you wanna some-a-that metal in ya
||illfated|| hehehe
||Grn|Eyes|| Jessica15 is
||Seimss|| are u jess
* Grn|Eyes looks up Shawn's address
||buggywrk|| LOL
||Fatass306|| [01:51] * Grn|Eyes looks up Shawn's dress thats topic material
||buggywrk|| Yeah and illfated is pretty damn cute!
||illfated|| bring it on GRN!!!!
||illfated|| na, im short, scrawny, and have too many tattoos fer my age
||buggywrk|| lol
||Grn|Eyes|| the piercings alone make us wimmens all hot
||buggywrk|| hahaha, actually, it makes me cringe, but that's okay.
* darva sticks her tongue out at Cris
||Grn|Eyes|| Next time I see ya Cris, I will demonstrate.
||Grn|Eyes|| :P
*** Seimss (tIRC@209.63.67.206) has left #houston
* Fatass306 has 3 extra holes in his head
||buggywrk|| Demonstrate what?
||darva|| hrm
||buggywrk|| HMMM? :)
||Grn|Eyes|| some-a-that metal in ya
||Grn|Eyes|| ||illfated|| hehehe
||buggywrk|| darva, I think tongues are sexy. :P
||MrMiyagi|| tonguein ya
||Grn|Eyes|| lol
* illfated has 6 extra holes in his head, and 3 of em are in tha tongue
||buggywrk|| OH... so you have a shiny metal BOB eh ? :)
||illfated|| beat that fatass
||Grn|Eyes|| Uh oh
*** bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net) has left #houston (Client Exiting)
* darva is setting herself and it's not good lol
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| how old is he..
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| im scared
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| wtf?
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| LOL!
||Grn|Eyes|| A challenge
||Fatass306|| i would if i could aford it
||Fatass306|| heh
*** bitter (~yeah@host100.airspan1.blackfoot.net) has joined #houston
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| what..?
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| how old is he??
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| scared of what? scared of the fact that you msg me acting like a freak, asking me to do things to you, etc, then when I try to hook you up with someone who CAN do those things for you, you say you're scared? lol
||bitter|| jessica15: stop msging me
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| you're odd man, odd
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| 18 or 19
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| I forget
||buggywrk|| She messaged you to tell you she was horny and she gave great blowjobs, but she is scared to message illfated?
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| 19 i think
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| well i dunno..
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| cause i'm a really a dude
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| do you think he'd still want me?
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| i'm a 20 year old dude
||MrMiyagi|| ||jessica15|| and i might scare him off..
||MrMiyagi|| ||MrMiyagi|| lol
||bitter|| jessica15: i'm gay, can't you take a hint?
||MrMiyagi|| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
||MrMiyagi|| hahahahahahahaha
||MrMiyagi|| fuckin freak
||bitter|| no shit eh
||buggywrk|| Damn babe, a guy wanted to FUCK you. :)
||illfated|| damn
||jessica15|| you guys are mean..
||jessica15|| goodbye
*** jessica15 (twoface@AC935AE0.ipt.aol.com) has left #houston