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maveRick
07-01-2002, 09:52 PM
Aggie pulp-wooder: "What's that noise!"
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Devil: "Coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
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etc.
Guffinator
07-01-2002, 10:44 PM
The Dr. says "You gonna die!"
Rusman
07-01-2002, 11:05 PM
To get to the other side.

Hahaha!
Fine...well you knew someone would do it!
Bubstang
07-02-2002, 08:03 AM
2 Cokes and a Candy Bar
maveRick
07-02-2002, 10:00 AM
Boxer between rounds (to manager):

"Then keep and eye on the ref. SOMEbody's beating the shit outta me!"
Traceman
07-02-2002, 10:42 AM
a duck, a fuc# and a fuc#ed up duck
CobraRanger302
07-02-2002, 10:23 PM
i guess this is kinda a punch line thing sorta...ne wayz

"i cant have any chick ride top any more" (then you ask why???) "beacuse my boss said if i fucked up one more time im outta there"
HoustonLX
07-02-2002, 10:37 PM
"OH SHIT!!!!"....LOL, sorry, just an old Aggie joke.
Rusman
07-02-2002, 11:18 PM
"Hey Ya'll!!! Watch this shit!"
maveRick
07-02-2002, 11:58 PM
Mrs. Farmer: "I don't know what LOVE has to do with it, but you're killing the chickens!"
Blue91
07-03-2002, 01:25 AM
<Ahnold> I let him go (after throwing a mofo off a cliff and then being asked "where he was")
white87306
07-03-2002, 06:54 AM
Fuckhour hell, we don't even get a cookie break!
HangNail
07-03-2002, 01:10 PM
that dog'll bite you

(shawn knows what im talking about lol)
maveRick
07-03-2002, 06:20 PM
(along the same vein)

"That's not my dog."
Rusman
07-03-2002, 07:34 PM
"Hey Bill! Room #3 is full!"
maveRick
07-05-2002, 11:27 AM
Curious guy with burned hand: "Nope. 'Just don't take me long to look at a horse shoe!"
maveRick
07-05-2002, 02:46 PM
"... he married the one with the biggest tits."
Shaggy
07-05-2002, 04:55 PM
Know anything about Coleman stoves
Rusman
07-05-2002, 07:21 PM
"No, I'm a frayed knot"

So I'm just wondering when someone is going to bust out and say "alright, now post the REST of the joke!" :)
HangNail
07-05-2002, 09:09 PM
you think i wanted a 12 inch pianist?
HangNail
07-05-2002, 09:14 PM
it that worked id have a 2 foot pony tail growing out of my ass.
Shaggy
07-05-2002, 09:29 PM
What about that bar-bitch-u-ate...
HoustonLX
07-05-2002, 10:35 PM
I know I said you would get 9 inches. And thats what you got....3 inches 3 times!!!