illfated
07-01-2002, 08:37 PM
A man is dining at a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat
down but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for an intimate nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replies........."
(Wait for it...)
(It's coming.............)
(The suspense is killing you........................................
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"You just happened to catch my eye."
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat
down but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for an intimate nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replies........."
(Wait for it...)
(It's coming.............)
(The suspense is killing you........................................
.................................................. ......
.................................................. ..........................
...
.................................................. ..........................
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.................................................. ..........................
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"You just happened to catch my eye."