Bubstang
06-28-2002, 10:12 AM
A guy gets a visit from him boss. Boss says you are going to have to let two people go; either Jack or Jill. The guy is devastated. He ponders for days how he is going to pick which one. One day he decides; he is going to watch and see who visits the water bottle first the next morning then let that person go. So the next morning he sits waiting and watching. Jill comes in but walks right past the drink station. Having been out partying all night she is a bit hungover. A bit later she decides to take something for the killer headache so she walks towards the drink station. The guy gets up and goes there as well. As she bends to get some water he says "I am sorry but I am either going to have to lay you or Jack off". So she replys "go ahead and Jack off cause I'm not feeling well today....