Bubstang
06-28-2002, 07:54 AM
1) "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
2) "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
3) "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew Carey
4) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
5) "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
6) "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
7) "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
8) "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
9) "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
10) "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
11) "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
12) "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
13) "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL Convertible." - Unknown
2) "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
3) "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew Carey
4) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
5) "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
6) "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
7) "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
8) "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
9) "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
10) "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
11) "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
12) "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
13) "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL Convertible." - Unknown