ZincYellowCobra
06-17-2002, 10:48 PM
A Gay guy named Joe goes into the doctors office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "I'm not going to beat around the bush... you have AIDS. Joe is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The Doc says,"I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Joe asks, "will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for...."
The doctor comes back and says "I'm not going to beat around the bush... you have AIDS. Joe is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The Doc says,"I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Joe asks, "will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for...."