maveRick
07-26-2003, 02:16 PM
(in no particular order)
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Need an umbrella? Visit a busy restaurant the day after a heavy rain and say you left a black umbrella.
Low on drugs and money? Attend an open house and visit the medicine cabinet.
Save gift shopping time and money! At the party, take your card, in a small envelope, and switch it with the card on the most expensive looking gift.
Holiday Hint: For dinner mints, fill your cut glass candy dishes with economical, yet artisticly abstract "sink turds" (dried gobs of toothpaste).
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
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(All hints were shamelessly stolen from http://www.drbukk.com/HellishLouise.html and without remorse.)</center>
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Need an umbrella? Visit a busy restaurant the day after a heavy rain and say you left a black umbrella.
Low on drugs and money? Attend an open house and visit the medicine cabinet.
Save gift shopping time and money! At the party, take your card, in a small envelope, and switch it with the card on the most expensive looking gift.
Holiday Hint: For dinner mints, fill your cut glass candy dishes with economical, yet artisticly abstract "sink turds" (dried gobs of toothpaste).
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
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(All hints were shamelessly stolen from http://www.drbukk.com/HellishLouise.html and without remorse.)</center>