White90GT
05-02-2002, 04:47 PM
This is a joke my wife told me:
Three single women go out to a bar together and all get plastered. The next morning they meet up and are recollecting their actions from the previous evening as they start talking about how drunk they got.
First woman says, I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks.
Second woman says, no you weren't the drunkest, I got more drunk. I woke up next to a stranger and he was butt ugly.
Third woman says, no I got the drunkest. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand and lit my bed on fire.
And the first woman comes back and says, no you guys don't understand I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog.
Three single women go out to a bar together and all get plastered. The next morning they meet up and are recollecting their actions from the previous evening as they start talking about how drunk they got.
First woman says, I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks.
Second woman says, no you weren't the drunkest, I got more drunk. I woke up next to a stranger and he was butt ugly.
Third woman says, no I got the drunkest. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand and lit my bed on fire.
And the first woman comes back and says, no you guys don't understand I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog.