Things To Never Say To A Cop

[Traceman]

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[white87306]

Dude, I was almost scared to open this post after that fag beer post.:)

[Traceman]

:D Well I did say it was troubling. lol

[hillie16]

LOL, I like when people sit there and say "How come you didn't pull the other cars over too, They were going as fast as me!!???"

I ask "Have you ever gone fishing?........Did you catch ALL the fish?......at once??"

[Blue91]

Originally posted by hillie16
LOL, I like when people sit there and say "How come you didn't pull the other cars over too, They were going as fast as me!!???"

I ask "Have you ever gone fishing?........Did you catch ALL the fish?......at once??"


LOL!

[maveRick]

Hillie,

In your personal experience, or from a statiscal study you may have been privy to, what make, type, and color of vehicle is most likely to be a candidate for a 'long stare' from 'athorities'.

I used to drive a nice bright Red 1990 Convertible Mustang with 2 chamber Flow masters. 'Seemed I couldnt' leave my drive-way without being followed to the local conveinient store by at least one county sheriff's deputy!

Just wondering,

Rick

[hillie16]

In my own personal experience....The black 2002 Yukon Denali with limo tint on the windows which are shaking from the bass, 25 inch wheels, lowered against the ground. Usually = drug dealer. Denali's seem to be the choice for the dealers around here. Or it would be the 1986 Pontiac 6000 with rust holes, one tailight made out of red tape and a plastic bag for a window, with five people in it staring straight ahead (DON'T LOOK AT THE COP!!!) Usually carrying dope or on a suspended license. Usually, the more rotten and filthier the car, the more rotten and filthier the dirtbag. Around here we spend a lot more time looking for bigger offenses than the guy who's exhaust is a little louder or has a few mods.

[Cujo_64]

Well over in Plano it seems like I get pulled over and searched once a month and I dont go 10 over the posted anywhere and I dont run lights or race on the street, (punk kid image) even though Im 24 ! I know thats young but damn can I not be the menace II society ? lol I did get pulled by a Female officer recently who didnt have a reason except that she wanted to give me the digits !! lol :D

[maveRick]

Originally posted by hillie16
...or it would be the 1986 Pontiac 6000 with rust holes, one tailight made out of red tape and a plastic bag for a window..

--------------

That sounds about right (not that we're "profiling" or anything!) :D

---------------
Note to self: Snoop around in Daughter's room and install window and tailight on her 1984 6000! :D

[Protege16vDOHC]

Originally posted by Traceman
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
[/B]

thats awesome!! lmao...maybe one day when i am rich and dont care if i get a ticket i will say that to a cop...