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HoustonLX

05-18-2002, 12:45 PM

So which condom would you use....?

Nike Condoms: .......................Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: ....................Oh what a
feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: ..............You got the
right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: .................. Once you
pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: ...................The
freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom: ..Ten million strong

and growing.
Ford Condoms: .......................The best
never rest.
Chevy Condoms: ..................... Like a rock.
MCI Condoms:....................... For friends
and family
California Lotto Condoms: ..... Who's next?
Avis Condoms: ....................... Trying
harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: ......................
Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms:............. Always the Real
Thing.
Lays Condoms: ...................... Betcha can't

have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: ... Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: ..... We bring good
things to life!
AT&T Condoms: ................... Reach out and
touch someone.
Bounty Condoms: .................. The quicker
picker upper.
New York Lotto Condoms: .... Cause hey - you
never know.
Microsoft Condoms:.............. Where do you
want to go today ?
Energizer Condoms: ........It keeps going and
going and going....
Taco Bell Condoms: ........ Get some; make a run
for the border.
M&M Condoms: .............It melts in your mouth,

not in your hands!
Doublemint Condoms: .... Double your pleasure,
double your fun!
Sears latex Condoms: ..... One coat is good for
the entire winter.
Macintosh Condom: .. It does more, it costs less,

it's that simple.
Star Trek Condoms: ..To Boldly Go Where No Man
Has Gone Before.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH
balanced for a woman.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't
you wish everybody
did?
Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: ..... Delta
is ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack Condoms: ... Fly
United.

ZincYellowCobra

05-22-2002, 04:12 PM

Speaking of condoms...

SMOKING CONDOMS

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.