maveRick
05-17-2002, 04:17 PM
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then
I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."
--Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to
feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. What a coincidence!?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin (poster's note: "riiiiight.....")
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
--Unknown
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
--Unknown (poster's note: my favorite)
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
--Unknown
I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then
I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."
--Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to
feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. What a coincidence!?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin (poster's note: "riiiiight.....")
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
--Unknown
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
--Unknown (poster's note: my favorite)
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
--Unknown