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[maveRick]

I guess vibrators and racing DO go together afterall, Chris !

http://www.ehowa.com/sidepics/vibratorraces.jpg

[Neighbors]

Uh, no comment :D

[TTop GT]

wha?:(

[Stick Death]

dont ask cause you dont wanna know ;)

[Rusman]

LOL that's hilarious!

[AGirlWithACoupe]

/me wonders what the going rate is for employing a vibrator engineer.

[Neighbors]

Well, it depends on the size of the project...

Custom orders are always more, and we strive to provide products that meet our customer needs. Hours upon hours are required to carefully evaluate the condition, whereby we make educated decisions (flavored with past experiences) in order to obtain the optimum product that will ultimately satisfy the end user...

Our field service representatives are the best in the industry, and are willing to travel the globe at the drop of a hat in order to correct any difficulties the user may experience. Several distribution centers are located worldwide in order to reduce the downtime of our products...

We have a highly-skilled staff of engineers that have bought to market some very innovative products, that not only perform well, but also reduce operator costs (read: more efficeint). From 62,000 pound peak output force self-propelled tired units, to the newly released rubber-tracked XVIB unit (much less environmental damage due to lower ground pressure (less than a standing human). We are currently developing support products to compliment the XVIB, and hope to get them out by years end. We also have a Sidewinder unit, that not only produces P-waves, but S-waves as well...

You can shop our facility and take a unit from stock, which is cheaper, but w like to offer many options to allow you to customize the product for your particular liking...

...and that's no lie...

[maveRick]

Got anything like a simple 4 "D" cell 14" Black and Decker Variable Speed with optional rotating Dildo for the little woman (may opt for tickler if package price is given and delivery can be met).

Please include installation charges.

Regardless,

R

[HoustonLX]

http://www.imperialmotorsports.com/otpics/Beware%20Gay%20Guys%20With%20Purses.jpg

[Rusman]

Originally posted by maveRick

Please include installation charges.

Regardless,

R

Installation AND testing is (usually) free of charge! :D

[Neighbors]

Well, the first install is free, but any testing beyond that point, to improve/optimize specific customer desires is normally charged by the hour...

special rates apply to those that management deems hot

I should check with marketing before making statements like that, but I'm willing to take it on the limb :D (bad pun? choice of words? You decide...)

[ZincYellowCobra]

Originally posted by Neighbors
Well, the first install is free, but any testing beyond that point, to improve/optimize specific customer desires is normally charged by the hour...


Chris, I didn't know that you were a "working man". We have an opening here at Hookah Uptown. You ought to send your resume.

:p

[Neighbors]

Did you see Blazing Saddles? If so, you'll understand when I say 'work, work, work...' [The scene of Mel at his desk, signing papers, and when he's done, 'buries' himself in the womans bosom.] Is that the kind of work you had in mind?

Nay!

PS: Field service calls are extra!

[ZincYellowCobra]

Originally posted by Neighbors
Did you see Blazing Saddles? If so, you'll understand when I say 'work, work, work...' [The scene of Mel at his desk, signing papers, and when he's done, 'buries' himself in the womans bosom.] Is that the kind of work you had in mind?



What else do you think would be goin' on in a place dubbed "Hookah Uptown"? You should know me better than that! (You surely know my foot...)

:p

[Saleen91]

That it. I'm getting on the bus to Hookah Uptown now!

[AGirlWithACoupe]

/me wishes to place an order for a digital vibrator that has memory enhancements in which can store her orgasmic wave patterns for future use.

:D :)