rxracer
05-09-2008, 06:03 PM
Subject: Fwd: second opinion
> >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can
> cure
> > your headaches. The bad news is that it will
> require
> > castration. You have a very rare condition which
> > causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
> > the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
> > only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
> > testicles.'
> > >
> > > Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he
> > had anything to live for. He had no choice but to
> go
> > under the knife.
> > >
> > > When he left the hospital, he was without a
> > headache for the first time in 20 years, but he
> felt
> > like he was missing an important part of himself.
> As
> > he walked down the street, he realized that he
> felt
> > like a different person. He could make a new
> > beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
> > clothing store and thought, 'That's what I
> need...a
> > new suit.' He entered the shop and told the
> > salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly
> tailor
> > eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44
> > long.'
> > >
> > > Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> > > 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor
> said.
> > > Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe
> > admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
> > 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment
> > and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and
> > said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe
> > was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> > > ' Been in the business 60 years.'
> > > Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
> Joe
> > walked comfortably around the shop, and the
> salesman
> > asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought
> > for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said,
> > 'Let's see...size 36.'
> > > Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size
> > 34 since I was 18 years old.'
> > > The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a
> > size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up
> > against the base of your spine and give you one
> hell
> > of a headache.'
> > >
> > > New suit - $400
> > > New shirt - $36
> > > New underwear - $6
> > > Second opinion - PRICELESS
> > >
> > >
> > > Mechauna
> > > "Give more in life than you expect to receive,
> > real kindness seeks no return and no act of
> kindness
> > no matter how small is ever wasted."
> >
> > >
> > > The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can
> cure
> > your headaches. The bad news is that it will
> require
> > castration. You have a very rare condition which
> > causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
> > the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
> > only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
> > testicles.'
> > >
> > > Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he
> > had anything to live for. He had no choice but to
> go
> > under the knife.
> > >
> > > When he left the hospital, he was without a
> > headache for the first time in 20 years, but he
> felt
> > like he was missing an important part of himself.
> As
> > he walked down the street, he realized that he
> felt
> > like a different person. He could make a new
> > beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
> > clothing store and thought, 'That's what I
> need...a
> > new suit.' He entered the shop and told the
> > salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly
> tailor
> > eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44
> > long.'
> > >
> > > Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> > > 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor
> said.
> > > Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe
> > admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
> > 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment
> > and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and
> > said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe
> > was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> > > ' Been in the business 60 years.'
> > > Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
> Joe
> > walked comfortably around the shop, and the
> salesman
> > asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought
> > for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said,
> > 'Let's see...size 36.'
> > > Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size
> > 34 since I was 18 years old.'
> > > The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a
> > size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up
> > against the base of your spine and give you one
> hell
> > of a headache.'
> > >
> > > New suit - $400
> > > New shirt - $36
> > > New underwear - $6
> > > Second opinion - PRICELESS
> > >
> > >
> > > Mechauna
> > > "Give more in life than you expect to receive,
> > real kindness seeks no return and no act of
> kindness
> > no matter how small is ever wasted."